Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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