so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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