Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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