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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I stole so many things from the ER last night.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster

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• (607): View more from New York

  Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.

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• (714): View more from California

  I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar

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  yeah that sounds like me

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