who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet