Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (319): View more from Iowa

  Sponge bath it is.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (319): Sponge bath it is. http://tfl.nu/r4q1
  Replies (2) Good night (1056) Bad night (535)
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale. http://tfl.nu/rt3p
  Replies (12) Good night (4490) Bad night (1305)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes http://tfl.nu/koyr
  Replies (195) Good night (943) Bad night (8365)
• Favorite

  (205): View more from Alabama

  Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (205): Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia http://tfl.nu/0tpw
  Replies (28) Good night (6260) Bad night (1919)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  there was naked duck duck goose

  (703): View more from Virginia

  how does that even get suggested?!

  (815): View more from Illinois

  after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): there was naked duck duck goose (703): how does that even get suggested?! (815): after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal http://tfl.nu/ykdy
  Replies (20) Good night (7841) Bad night (1141)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated. http://tfl.nu/8q5f
  Replies (10) Good night (3085) Bad night (1036)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis. http://tfl.nu/iwbw
  Replies (5) Good night (4221) Bad night (1567)
• Favorite

  (501): View more from Arkansas

  She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (501): She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!' http://tfl.nu/emq3
  Replies (12) Good night (4597) Bad night (1428)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything http://tfl.nu/1m1m
  Replies (11) Good night (2115) Bad night (634)
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe? http://tfl.nu/3oc2
  Replies (10) Good night (2435) Bad night (895)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one http://tfl.nu/1h27
  Replies (3) Good night (1683) Bad night (437)
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself. http://tfl.nu/zw8t
  Replies (3) Good night (627) Bad night (363)
• Favorite

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (423): You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again. http://tfl.nu/8jnp
  Replies (1) Good night (656) Bad night (310)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now http://tfl.nu/xtrh
  Replies (2) Good night (672) Bad night (310)
• Favorite

  (940): View more from Texas

  I also know you puked in your shoe.

  (1-940): View more from Texas

  That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (940): I also know you puked in your shoe. (1-940): That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ... http://tfl.nu/2uzx
  Replies (2) Good night (288) Bad night (396)

Randomize