i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?