i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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