I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Randomize
