I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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