i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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