i think my tv is drunk
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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