dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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