I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize