i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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