PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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