Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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