My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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