Pappa wants mamma naked
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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