hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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