Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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