i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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