Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
no you cant smoke seaweed
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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