you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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