yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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