Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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