sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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