I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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