The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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