its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
you had me at cake vodka
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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