Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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