new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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