I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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