I accidentally had phone sex last night
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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