I am puke
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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