i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
