haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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