i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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