I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
People in love make me want to vomit
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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