State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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