Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
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you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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