just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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