he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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Sex while Star Warsing is the best
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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