We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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