just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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