so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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