I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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