Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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