lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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