I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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