Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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