you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
