He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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