question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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