Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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