I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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