OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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