I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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