we made out on top of his cat.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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