we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You pole danced in your parka.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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