I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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