Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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