New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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