i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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